Quotes from the Movie Ed Wood

Can your heart stand the true facts of the shocking story... of Edward D. Wood, Junior?

Criswell

And who may you be?

Criswell

Ah the director of "Glen or Glenda".

Criswell

Because Brother Tor wouldn't fit in the sacred tub.

Criswell

Greeting my friends, we are all interested in the future because that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

Criswell

And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future!

Criswell

Fuck, no. But there's a poster.

George Weiss

Yeah? Well, Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he?

George Weiss

Is there a script?

Ed Wood

Mister Weiss... I have never told anyone what I'm about to tell you. But I really want this job. [pauses, takes a deep breath] I like to wear women's clothing.

Ed

No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.

Ed

No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W. Two. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

Ed

Mister Lugosi, why are you buying a coffin?

Ed Wood

You know, you're, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movies.

Ed

Boy, Mister Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out?

Ed Wood